Top Ten clues for mom that the twins need some serious attention:
#10. You find the dog covered with blankets and stuck in her kennel with toys and a jacket.
#9. You find all the dog food from said dog in the pooches water bowl, soaking.
#8. You hear running water, and know that you didn't turn on any yourself.
#7. You hear movies start to play in the DVD player that you were SURE were on the very top shelf of the book case.
#6. You find every item of clothing in every drawer sprawled across the floor.
#5. You step in something wet on the playroom floor.
#4. You then find all the toy kitchen dishes full of water.
#3. You discover every single wipe in a brand new box taken out, unfolded and used to clean up said water.
#2. You find the entire roll of toilet paper unrolled in every bathroom.
#1. You go into the bathroom to clean up toilet paper mess and find that the boy twin, who is potty training needs some lessons on aiming. There is pee all over the floor around the toilet and nothing inside the toilet.
Yep and its only 10:30 am.....
3 comments:
You quack me up!
I'm totally LAUGHING!!! The sad thing is I can totally visualize the entire thing and feel your pain from experience!! It is so good to know I'm not alone!
I am beginning to miss those days.. gasp..
Your kids are going to love it when they read this when they are older!
p.s. The aiming doesn't get much better as they age. :)
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